Thou knowest, My Queen, that I hast been sore afflicted with that dreaded heat sickness that came uponst me as I traveled to the dry, southern regions of your kingdom upon thy orders. Curse the knave! A wild goose chase it was! That knave thou cravest hidest now in thy chambers! Mine own sweet face now cloudest over. Why raiseth thine hand against me? It be not wise to do so, High Lady!
Cook hath once more been manhandled by the knave, Sir Bud. No tongue-tied lout tis he! He has ye fooled, My Queen! Beware such as he!
What planet dost thou talkest of? What financial ruin could befall this flat ungainly land that lies with fallow fields and starving children? You, Queen of All, sucketh dry the water vats for ye Royal wine and bleedeth the citizenry as leeches draw the marrow with ye dirth of frivilous taxes! Return the kingdom to the rightful heir!
The knight doth lie with the Queen, but verily the pawns are slowly Gaining ground! The Checkmate will come...the Checkmate will come.
Why tryest thus? The games are all but rigged in Your Majesty's favor. And this...List? Last I laid my eyes upon it, there was not enough for any such team! "The One of Light" Dark entities maketh up 70% of your court and can n'er be saved. Gray entities must be closely watched for those souls canst turn to midnight in a heartbeat of a toad...or to moonbeams within a young child's giggling heart. If ye has to asketh "why" your soul willst be saved...ye dost not have a soul to save.
5. The Sports Channel: Make up a sport, give your team a name and choose five players from the list of names on the Mr. Linky list. What are the rules of the game?
6. The Comedy Channel: How will you make us laugh today? Tell us a blunny (that's blog + funny for all you non-blog speakers)
7. The Religious Channel: Make up a blog religion. Tell us why your blog church will save our souls.
8. (but who's counting?) The Soap Opera Channel: What is the name of your soap opera? "Thy Cheatin' Heart"
14 comments:
A good collection!
"then go buy a barbie"... excellent!
Intriguing. Interesting.
Even prophetic.
you are such a genius CATHY!
I likest thine answers to the Queen's Meme. Forsooth, the dungeon will not see thee today.
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