"We're up early this week.
Welcome back to The Queen's Tuesday Meme. Each week the type of meme will change; sometimes silly, sometimes serious, but always fun!
This meme is all about using your imagination. Free your inner blogginess. Step outside the proverbial blox (that's blog + box for all you non-blog speakers). Answer these ridiculous situational questions and post them on your own blog. Here's the situation for today. We won't tell a soul. And remember:
Don't end up in the dungeon."
#6 The Bachelor's Dating Meme
"In honor of my 500th "Bachelor of The Day" to post this week on my site called Dating Profile Of The Day we bring you The Dating Meme. For three years I've been rummaging through online dating profiles to find the zaniest and most ridiculous profile headlines out there. They write 'em. I spoof 'em. Do you know that some folks are grammatically insane?? And some are just insane.
Ergo, today's meme was born."
Are you up for the challenge? Take a look at these seven dating profile headlines from real dating sites. Imagine you are trying to find a date and these gems have just landed in your inbox. How would you respond to them? Write a comeback response to each one. Be sarcastic, be funny, be brave! Spelling errors not my own. Names and locations have been changed to protect the terminally single. If you need inspiration, go HERE for hundreds of funny examples.
Blimey, Jack! Did your joey jump out of your pocket? Or was it your bilabong? THIS Waltzing Matilda has boiled a billy or two in her time! Mate? Aren't you jumping the kanga a LITTLE TOO SOON!The term "birdbrain" came about cause a bird's brain is SMALL! So I'm assuming, gent, that this is directly related to what they say about a mate's FEET.....
2. Where Are All The Bad Girls
Well, now! All those hot-to-trot, ball-bustin' gals have long been snatched up by the good-lookin' rich dudes who know how to spread the dough around! Thanks for asking, but if you HAVE to ask about us then you, sir, are definitely NOT!
3. A Good Woman Is Hard To Fine.
You totally have THAT right! And you're not going to fine this chick,either! I didn't just fall off the turnip truck!That judge said he was letting me off for good behavior! I done my time! I'm just trying to meet a fine, upstanding gentleman like yourself for good times. Yeh, good times...Hey! You a cop?
4. Does God Know You've Escaped From Heaven?
Hell, yes! Those guys in white coats are not what you think! They are here to protect me from the likes of you, damn it!
5. I Put the Fun in DysFUNctional.
Is that your way of telling a gal you have ED? And what's fun about THAT? No, thanks, I'm not in to helping your kinky self. And NO! I will not dress up in a pencil skirt and a tiara!
6. Does this profile make me look fat?
Let's get this straight right from the get-go! Just because these are sweet words you're a-writin" doesn't mean I'm a-gonna fall for that hard-rock candy anymore than it means that that there picture of you ain't Patrick Stewart!