Where we make you think a little bit before you blog!
1. You are in an enclosed space with a group of friends. Elevator, auto, small room, etc.. You fart and it really stinks. Do you take credit for it or do you play along with the questioning of who did it?
By God, this IS
People are dying in this world! I would play along because life's a game, after all!
A purple crayon!
When you gotta go, you gotta go!
Someone gave me 2 Christmas cactus plants! It's bad luck to sell your plants or say "Thank You" when someone gifts you with a plant! The plant will DIE! And now you know the REST of the story! Good Day!
Distract him while the cashier calls the cops!
Yes, but only from the bunch I'm buying!
What kind of imbecile would just keep walking???
You'd better believe it!